Thursday, September 18, 2008

That's right. You.

If somebody sent you here, it's probably because, in that person's considered opinion, you are being an asshole. If you thought you were being linked to something else entirely, then you have just been "assrolled." 

This doesn't mean you necessarily are an asshole. It only means there is a perception that you have engaged in some form of "assholery."  

So, what would be a good move from here? Some suggested choices: 
  1. Find out what you did and make amends. 
  2. Ignore it, and just get on with your day. 
  3. Wait long enough for them to forget about it, then assroll them right back here (since, frankly, assrolling somebody makes you a little bit of an asshole too).

Disclaimers: 
  • This site has nothing to do with anybody's employers, families or religious affiliations. 
  • This site and its creators share no responsibility for hurt feelings, misunderstandings, or soul-crushing honesty that may result from its use. In fact, it is an entirely irresponsible creation, in every sense of that word. 
  • For the purposes of this site, "asshole" is equivalent to "asshat," "douchebag," and "jerkoff." 

Have an assy day.